Holy crap! Who is running this army?

Trees... make paper... paper does not make blog

2006-10-31T00:15:00.000-06:00

I am working on my new blog... here's a pic from it.
It's one painted by Donald Flather and it's of trees at Stanley Park, Vancover.

Still Piggybacking on Not Entirely My Blog

2006-10-03T12:50:00.000-06:00

Well, it's been a while since the creation of this blog and ideas for it are running thin.
So far this is the only Blog I ever post to...

Should break from this dying vessel I create my own?

I think I'll still have new ideas for this one... and I'll keep posting here. I'll work (though not tirelessly or relentlessly) to keep this one alive...
...maybe.

But then again, there is the question of my own blog. I'm not really keen on blogging, though writing is one of my major interests. I am inspiriationally divided on this.
What use is a blog to me? What can I do with it? How can it benefit people who read it?
What will it's PURPOSE be?

These questions and others shall be answered. To this I hold. To this one hope I tether myself.

(there. there's my dramatic ending)

...to be continued

(yeah, and the suspense part - ooooh - that was a sarcastic "ooooh")

Pillow talk... (no! not THAT kind of pillow talk!)

2006-09-08T11:55:00.001-06:00

Ever try to talk to someone when they're asleep?
A roomate? Spouse? A parrot maybe?

Here's an actual conversation between a married couple (I'll try to find more as these stories become available):
(Awake spouse: A ; Sleeping spouse: S)

A: "I can't sleep... I've tried counting sheep... I counted 117."

S: "That's a lot of dragonflies."

A: "No, sheep."

S: "They look like dragonflies but they are really small."

A: "What? Sheep?"

S: "No. People."

Some great entertainment you can get from talking to a sleeping person, I guess.
Try it out.
Either on siblings, parents, friend, spouse, or even your pet parrot...
he's a red-capped parrot and his name is Jerky.

What post?

2006-09-06T16:37:00.000-06:00

Ever get enough motivation to do something and then forget about it completely?

Well, I have been neglecting this blog for the summer, but I got some motivation to do something about that...

and now the big idea is lost.

So I leave you with a "last resort" item...

...or maybe it's not.

Hmmm... coffee...

2006-04-05T11:44:00.000-06:00

Just for those of you who are familiar with "The Prayer of Jabez" and its subsequent merchandise binge...

"Oh that you would bless me indeed and expand my new coffee franchise... and that extremely hot coffee would not cause pain"

Good times, good times

2006-03-09T00:47:00.000-06:00

Riddles! (with answers)

2006-03-08T12:34:00.000-06:00

This one has many faces
Often it travels far and wide
Though, on its own, it will hide.
Untouched, it will go many places
But for someone to keep contained
It must face its final end
When it must sadly bend
To keep a load restrained
Say what is this dry slave
That owes its use to a miserable wave.

Here's an easier one:

When small
Aid to the wandering
Sight to the blinding
When large
Eater of kingdoms
Bane of valley and mountainside
For life, it spreads wide
For death, it loses breath

Anwers in my comment - #2

Hazah to Hazah!

2006-01-23T10:54:00.000-06:00

You used the word "Hazah"!

That was awesome!

Really need any more be said!?

Hazah to the last post!

2006-01-19T17:44:00.000-06:00

Ahh, finding funny and often wierd stuff is what makes the net intresting...
For those that know me, I enjoy the antics of The Vestibules.
These guys are a Canadian comedy trio that have done mostly (most of what I've seen) radio shows and some TV sketches here and there. The short of it is, they do sketch comedy.
I was first introduced to these funny guys from a brother of mine and found it hilarious. He had some of their radio sketches on audio tape (in the days before we had cds... I feel old now) and I continued to spread the word from there.
Anywho, I found out they had a website with a few free audio clips and a couple video. Enjoyed them, but I was expecting a bit more.
Then the waiting began...
they did not update that site for a

very

long

time.

Then, just recently, to my joy and surprise, while in the throws of anachronism (in other words, catching up on "the good ol' days"), I found that they had not only update the site, but they've added some new vids and toons as well!
Check it out!

thevestibules.com

be sure to check out the vids near the bottom of the page (needs realplayer though, which can be a bummer)
and the Bule toons as well. If you have kids, they're great - my nephew loves it. Then again, he loves homestarrunner, so you can tell he's already a little crazy.
I cant wait to see more

Funny... wha?

2005-12-11T17:25:00.000-06:00

So I was procrastinating (is that how you spell that?) from studying for a final exam that I have tomorrow morning when I came across some amazing thigns. Aparently Google has a video search built into it (Google Video). Well, you had to know that this is going to be amazing! Think of all the funny and random things that you could find! So I thought "what could be better then this to add to this Blog?"

I began my seach without searching at all. There it was infront of me "Diet Coke and Mentos Reaction". How could I resist! All I can say after watching it is "I want to try!" Soon I found other videos that we witty, comical, and even laughable. Eventualy I found this one, The Elipse, they are men after my own heart.

Finaly I remembered that I had once seen a comedian so funny that Doff and I made reference to him for the next 3 months. It took us a while to find out his name, as we missed the first and last 15 minutes of the show, but eventualy we found it. However even with his name we were unable to find his act that we had seen anywhere on the internet. We lost all hope.

But at long last, I have found him! His name is Russell Peters, and he's Canadian. There is some clips of his show here and more can be found through Google. I'm not sure if you'll find him as funny as I have, but if not then it's your fault, not mine!

Question...

2005-11-23T17:07:00.000-06:00

So when does a pancake become a pancake?

Some like them really fluffy (nearly typed fluggy- what is fluggy?)
Some like them really thin
Some do not like them at all

But is a cake not thick?
When it becomes thin do we not call it a crepe?
Or since a crepe is of a different substance would we call this "thin pancake"
an anorexic pancake?

Hmmm... I'm getting hungry...

*leaves for dinner*
"Wife! Bake me a cake!
...
...in a pan please..."

Question of the Week #17

2005-10-26T14:24:00.000-06:00

So I thought to myself today " ..... "

And I was like "Snoochieboochies!"

Have I been watching too many Kevin Smith films?

Obviously

2005-09-15T23:40:00.000-06:00

Spider-man, when in small towns, or in suburbs of large towns, does what everyone else does. Takes the bus. Or a taxi. Of course, being a cheapskate, he usually just rides on top of the bus. Unbelievable cheap.
The real question is does he stuff the front of his spandex?

Any Comments?

2005-09-15T11:19:00.000-06:00

I was thinking recently about how many people have added to this site in the last couple days (mostly me). Oh well I guess that's the way things are, everyone leaves then the "late guy" is left to talk to himself...
but seriously,
what I really wanted to know (and if you don't have a definate answer to this, make one up - it's fun) is this:
We've all seen Spiderman go web-slinging in cities and usually uses large buildings to go off of (of course, in the old cartoon he probably uses clouds or air, but with people today wanting something "realistic" he's had to settle with just buildings or other tall objects to swing off of). That being said, what does he do in small towns?
Imagine for a moment that he's in RockGlen, Saskatchewan. Where would he go? Maybe just 'hang' around the food mart I guess or hitch a ride with that guy who drives that truck. On the other hand, he could just swing off of telephone poles and say hi to the town dog (something I could comment on later).
So, what do you think?

----------------A Look at Me---------------

2005-09-07T17:42:00.000-06:00

This is not me.

Some Randomness via the Gravy Tray

2005-06-08T22:52:00.000-06:00

My Tray

Oh Ye Ol Tray of the Grave'

I love thee until Deaths paths do I pave

No Seriously I lost my gravy tray and I'd like it back.

(did one of you guys take it?)

OH Gravy tray, Oh gravy TRAY!

I love thee, I love thee today...

I left thee alone atop a hill

All alone... are you there still?

Aw geeze... maybe I'll go look.

*leaves the room*

I still think it's a good idea

2005-06-01T22:09:00.000-06:00

Alright, so that was a big flop. I was really hoping that this Blog was going to do better then it has, considering that no one has posted anything. But I still like the idea, and therefore I am going to leave it up just because. That and I spent a long time working on it to get it just right. I think the page looks good, and I hope that other do as well, but if they don't, well that's just fine then. So until I can come up with something random, or one of the other guys does, this is TTFN, ta-ta for now!

The joy of randomness

2005-04-27T21:32:00.000-06:00

As you will all soon come to realize I very much enjoy the way that people can be random, especial when its in everyday life. There is just something about the way that the human mind can go from thinking about one thing, to something else that is the opposite. I'm sure you all have experienced this in some fashion or another, and will agree with me that it is quite enjoyable. I've been trying to think of something that I can share with you that would be random enough for this blog, and then I realized that if I planed this blog too much it would loose it's randomness and with it, some of it's appeal (assuming there is any to begin with). And then I stumbled across one of the funniest and most random pages on the net that I've found in a long time. I'm not sure how long its been up, so most of you might already know of it's existence, but I didn't and thought that I should share it with the world.

http://www.yetisports.org/
Seriously, try it out. Some of the games are really good, some are just okay, but it was the idea behind it that made me think that it was awesome. I personally like the fact that they've combined a Yeti (a northern hemisphere concept) with penguins. Ingenious, simply ingenious!

Just the beginning

2005-04-23T17:54:00.000-06:00

I thought that since this was the start of a new Blog I would share with you the beginning of something else that I find awesome. This is just a sample of some of the funny funny stuff that the Rooster Teeth team as done with their series Red vs. Blue.

These are off the Season 1 DVD

Hooray for starting!

2005-04-20T17:26:00.000-06:00

I have been inspired! I will start up another blog, but this one will have multiple authors and be used to tell amusing stories (could be fact or fictional), anecdotes, and just plain randomness, lets be honest about this, its going to be mostly random things that come to us at random times. I personaly think that I, along with some of my friends, can be quite random, and that those thoughts are extreamly funny (at least most the time anyway). I Don't know how well its going to work, but I thought it might be fun, I plan on laughing my butt off anyway. Now all I need to do some recruiting of my friends.

The title of this blog is a quote from a very funny online cartoon called Red vs. Blue. If you havn't heard of it then shame on you. But don't worry, I'll be bringing it up much more as this blog progresses.